Once a man was walking in a park when he come across a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, “I have just found this penguin. What should I do?” The policeman replied, “Take him to the zoo”. The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked, “Why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” “I certainly did,” replied the man. “And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I am taking him to the movies, and the next day I’ll take it to the beach. It’ll be so much fun,” said the man. Twist in a spoof text is usually written in the _____ paragraph of a spoof. It contains the ____ ending of the story.

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